gallifreyantimelady:

buttsmith:

Seeing my girlfriend on the way to class

annetterfly:

after you posted this like five of your friends started following me jfc

annetterfly:

u know u are blogger girlfriends when you blog the same thing at the same time

just like a real cat, the xkit cat follows my mouse around and makes it impossible for me to click any fucking buttons

Screw the haters, you’re fantastic.

my girlfriend, who is sleeping at the other end of the bed, just sat up, smacked my foot, said, “No matter what you’ve done with your legs I still love you,” then lay back down and rolled over onto half of my body

h elp

okay you’re not but we never blog at the same time okay you pubic hair

wow whose fault is that you left testicle

(i love you)

thank taylor that actually means a lot to me w regards to this

(i love you too)

thanks for saying you think i’m a sucky person

i won’t be thinking about that for the next six months or anything